Jarvis Cocker perplexed in Morrisons

Got this weird feeling atm like I’ve left whatever gender I did have before down the back of a friend’s sofa ten miles away and I’m panicking a lot and I don’t like it. My brain doesn’t like the sound of any pronouns or the sound of my own name

I hope Graham linehans bollock cancer comes back and then he has to have them both chopped off and then he realises what a hypocrite he is and his wife leaves him and his daughter never wants to talk to him again

victrine:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

grapiibear:

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

final fingers in his ass sunday

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victrine:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

grapiibear:

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

final fingers in his ass sunday

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perpetraitor:

karako-pierot:

vacuousautophobe:

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

we would all have to… maybe….. each type with a unique color…………. or perhaps some other way of making our text entirely unique and recognizable

Something unique about our typing styles… Something perhaps that one might call ‘quirky’………

badkidsjokes:

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

vampireapologist:

linguisticparadox:

vampireapologist:

I just passed someone pointing at their black boots and saying very firmly “it IS gay the shoes make it gay” and I said “it’s true” as I passed and they turned to their friend and said “SEE” and I’m just glad I could be helpful

I love those moments when I get to be a helpful NPC

This is EXACTLY it. I was an NPC

tiramiszu:
“Idk how to come up with IG usernames so I just used their default names but super pal trio is best team 😌✊
(Scorpia’s icon is modified from the Pastel Girl app!)
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tiramiszu:

Idk how to come up with IG usernames so I just used their default names but super pal trio is best team 😌✊

(Scorpia’s icon is modified from the Pastel Girl app!)

please help if you can!!

lostindaydreams-gemz:

lostindaydreams-gemz:

*PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST!!*

Wednesday, November 14th - Hi everyone, I’m Gemma and I’m so sorry to ask this again so soon from my previous post but, is anyone able to send me a few £’s so I can eat this month and December?

As many of you may already know, I have been struggling horribly these past few months to make ends meet and pay off my bills due to my welfare benefits (Universal Credit and Housing Benefit) having been revoked because of my mental illnesses. And despite my numerous job applications, I haven’t been successful and without any government help, I’ve been struggling to get by and bills are constantly popping up, leaving me further in debt.

I am not due to receive a partial benefit payment of £185 until November 25th, all of which will most likely go towards my rent, leaving me with nothing for bills and food and I know that I have asked this a lot these past few months and all the help I have previously received has literally helped me from spiraling into more debt and helped me to eat and stay warm so far and I absolutely hate to ask for more help but I have no one else to turn to. I’m literally freezing, hungry and drowning in debt at the moment because of my sanctions and since this situation has been ongoing for so long, government aid/food banks are unable to offer me any more assistance.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life and, sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody has to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling. Thank you for your help 💖

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November 15th: Please consider helping out guys if you possibly can, I desperately need help to get groceries and I’m struggling so much to do so. Literally anything helps right now. 🙏💖

PLEASE HELP!!